compoopter

A degrading term used to insult crashy computers. See computer.

GAH! Stupid freezing compoopter!

by Crys February 17, 2003

Compooper friendly

A bathroom stall or restroom that is conductive to one taking a prolonged shit whilst youtubing on one's laptop. Wi-fi reception and proximity to power outlets are of high importance as well as increased privacy.

The second floor men's room is amazingly compooper friendly. I watched a whole season of Family Guy on Hulu while backing out 24 hot wings and three draft beers from lunch.

by KenTitus November 16, 2011

Composted

The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.

Hears a joke…
Oh my god that is so funny I am fucking composted

by Bh 81091 November 26, 2021

Mack Cumpooter

You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.

This BiTCH gave me her screen name so i Mack Cumpootered her and it stunk up the WHOLE room.

by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007

Composite Factorization

An unexplained part of math that when asked of its existence is answered with another question from my obviously puzzled teacher who has no preference to my curiosity than to strike it down as irrelevant in an extremely question prone subject which i find precisley specified as the term 'very gay'.

Teacher: So, you find the final prime numbers and that gives you the LCD.
Me: But, teacher, sorry to interrupt but if there is prime factorization then is there composite factorization?
Teacher: You tell me.
Me: Thats what i want to know.
Teacher: Dont talk back to the teacher!
Me: But-
Teacher: Detention!
Me: Well that was pretty gay...

by Lucracy April 6, 2011

compentent

Skilled at something but sorry about it

Molly was compentent at her late night job...

by ToxicBunny March 18, 2009

Compooter

Compooter

compooter is how i used to pronounce the word computer

by pnmnmorshshttkork June 2, 2025