slam competition

The act of repeatedly slamming into an escapee's flying motor vehicle or taxi, during a pursuit, in the attempt of disabling, or dismantling their flying apparatus. Additionally can be simply causing the temporary loss in their control of the vehicle.

I had a total slam competition with the fugitive in Mass Effect 2. She thought she'd get away with taking a shot at Tasoni but I dropped her vehicle out of the sky like clay pigeons at a shooting range.

by TheUrbanLad October 19, 2010

American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.

I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.

by Nickboyy September 3, 2017

Cloud Competition

An event where virgin vapers congregate to blow huge clouds and discuss their virginity with like-minded people.

I went to a Cloud Competition this weekend. I took 3rd Place in the Trick category, but everyone who attended got 1st Place in the Never Getting Laid category.

by Tactical Jackass June 4, 2018

competitive competition

A redundant excersize in futility

A competitive competition is self defeating exercise in futility

by Super Master God December 23, 2019

micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.

"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."

by BandageMan September 8, 2022

Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."

by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023

Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 7, 2024