Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024

Compatizing

When Mitchell is just better than you.

He's always compatizing me

by Jjjimmyjjjohns November 11, 2021

Compatible

Aon and Jeremy.

Aon and Jeremy is the full meaning of the word compatible. No further explanation.

by Squinox May 17, 2022