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Obsessive Computing Disorder

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
by jwgrooves October 24, 2013
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Campaing

V. The act of combining camping and campaigning into one activity.
The local city council and the police are working to ban Occupy protesters from campaing in public parks.
by Knows Jack October 24, 2011
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Collaring

The act of putting a collar on your little to show that they're yours and only yours.
Yeah, I decided to collar my little because she kept asking.

Daddy said collaring is only for good kittens
by Little_Lady_225 April 21, 2018
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cloud computing

Cloud computing is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet. Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them
Sun Microsystems showcased the Sun Open Cloud Platform, the company's open cloud computing infrastructure, powered by industry-leading software technologies from Sun, including Java, MySQL, OpenSolaris and Open Storage.
by terababy March 21, 2009
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compiling

A word used as an excuse for procrastinating when you should be programming.
Why are you guys not coding? - It's compiling...
by SuHe April 27, 2021
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Grenade Comparison

The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.
Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?

Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.

Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?

Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.
by Alyssa18 May 9, 2011
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fin coopering

claiming you're not racist, but related to Dez and a hardcore brexit man.
Fin coopering - Having a humble mindset but brainwashed by the almighty Derren.

Fin mate, are you a racist??

No mate not at all, i just dont like Romanians
by OliBurnsfanclub December 13, 2019
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