A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.
Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.
by GLaDOS November 6, 2007
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by Dwyer January 18, 2006
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Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?
TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions
TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions
by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009
Get the convenience companion mug.Jake and I are so close. The word friend doesn't really describe our relationship well enough. He's my cosmic companion.
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It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.
It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.
I hit your mom last night, like she was the Weighted Companion Cube.
The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.
The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.
by J J Bakes December 20, 2007
Get the Weighted Companion Cube mug.A spirit that has a personal relationship with a living human. Not a spirit guide, though sometimes spirit companions also serve as guides. An esoteric concept that is gaining more recognition with the general public.
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