Colossal stoner

Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.

- "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."

by RoseTea April 8, 2012

colostofuck

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag

1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.

by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007

Cocosanti

Haitian word for dirty vagina

Amanda: i can't believe you Calvin that's disgusting that fat girl had a COCOSANTI.

Calvin: whats that mean? she has cocopuffs in her vagina or something.

Amanda:....(-_-) it means dirty vagina fucktard.

Calvin: oh .....i was desperate =(

by SlickRickwithdaLittleDick October 7, 2009

colossus of clout

George Herman Ruth Junior aka Babe Ruth

As heard in the 1993 movie The Sandlot

Smalls: I was gonna put the ball back.
Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth!
Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?
Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT?
Kenny: The sultan of swat!
Bertram: The king of crash!
Timmy: The colossus of clout!
Tommy: The colossus of clout!
All: BABE RUTH!
Ham Porter: THE GREAT BAMBINO!
Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?

by scgmilan April 30, 2011

Camosexual

Camosexual originates in the Appalachian mountains. It pertains to those individuals who are obsessed with camouflage. Camouflage clothes, guns, bikes, cars and tents are in the person's arsenal of camo. they like so much camo that they are considered to have a love affair with it.

Jim Bob covered his truck in camo? he's such a camosexual.

by middlebuttcheek April 14, 2009

Colosimo

An italian name which most people can not pronounce cause they are retarted but it means an italian that likes to party

"That guy is always clubbing he must be a Colosimo"

by Ricky March 13, 2004

te la comes

a short way to say you suck dick in spanish

My Friend: Heyy DuUuUudE whast up?!
Me:Te la comes, dude you gotta let me sleep

by ImMaATriggerhappy April 1, 2010