commodem

A wireless modem that uses your toilet for connectivity via your sewers...ya its real folks!!

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Honey did you piss on the commodem again?? i cant get to my myspace page!!

by Sextant April 8, 2007

Commodeaholic

—Someone who spends too much time in the bathroom.

Hey John, hurry up in there; don’t be such a commodeaholic.

by gloopey1 August 3, 2017

Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

commode

a chair with a fitting hole, in the center.

Don't sit on the commode.

by Aruna SL September 14, 2015

commercide

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.

The store committed commercide when it gave me that error message... I just left and bought someplace else.

by William Agush October 30, 2006

Commode-o Dragon

While getting a blumpkin, you vomit on the girl.

Yo janice was a freak, but she wasn't ready for the commode-o dragon.

by Figgman December 18, 2010

Commode

a chubby girl

'I'm coming over with this commode I just met'

by dj jake da snake October 16, 2008