EXAMPLE A: Person 1: Man, the movie channels don't work again!
Person 2: Duh, they're comcastic.
EXAMPLE B: I paid this girl 40 bucks to go down on me, but she took the money and ran. On her way out, I screamed at her, "Bitch, you are comcastic!"
Person 2: Duh, they're comcastic.
EXAMPLE B: I paid this girl 40 bucks to go down on me, but she took the money and ran. On her way out, I screamed at her, "Bitch, you are comcastic!"
by comcast lover April 20, 2008
Get the comcastic mug.1. An evil company with giant snakes for employee's disguised like humans, and they will hit the standby button on the world forcing everyone to stop except for them, and they will but rape you.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.
2. Comcast also stole Santa's weather machine and are using it to throw the world off balance.
1. You are sitting playing gears of war when you suddenly lag out, and have some sort of comcast service
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.
1b. When you get anal raped by an Evil company.
2. See Global Warming.
by I HATE SNAKES!!!!! May 12, 2009
Get the Comcast mug.The Former Director of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation. Famous for causing Hillary Clinton to lose the 2016 Presidential election, but then getting fired by Trump for not being tough enough on Hillary.
The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.
The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.
by Parzival1919 May 9, 2017
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by TJG December 5, 2007
Get the Comfyness mug." I was so fucking hungover yesterday, I just threw on my comfy pants and laid on the couch all day."
by Brook B. January 12, 2009
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by Krenshaw March 25, 2019
Get the Comfy down mug.My service is comcastic - that is to say they put down the wrong name, didn't show up, and made me wait an extra week to be connected.
by Truxen July 21, 2006
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