comcastic

fraud frawd noun
1. deceit, trickery, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.

Open Internet Coalition executive director Markham Erickson in a statement. "If Comcast doesn't change its behavior, the word 'Comcastic' is going to become a synonym for fraud."

by redsmokescigs February 22, 2008

coasting

When you don't gas the engine of your car while driving. Also one of the best ways to stretch your gas usage.

Coasting is my favorite illegal activity that I do regularly.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 27, 2005

comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.

"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."

by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005

coasting

to be drunk and blazed where you feel really chill and you're just coasting along.. you're just chillin.

mo are you drunk?

nah im coasting... feelin good and blazed

by moseph moseph August 13, 2008

coasting money

Money you have saved up while working at a shitty job that allows you to quit and live off of your savings for a while until you find another shitty job.

Yeah, I've been out of work for a two weeks but I've been living off of my coasting money so I'm in no hurry to get another job.

by nlitwiller December 14, 2008

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

Compacting

Inserting one's penis into an anus whilst the individual is in the process of defecating, thus forcing the feces back into and compressing it within the colon

After an evening of compacting with my spouse, I am in need of an enema so we can do round 2 tonight.

by Dsenight October 4, 2019