Colostomizer

Another word for a colostomizer is a dirty whore, or a tramp. It is a commonly used term among pimps, such as, when the bitch doesn't have the money for the pimp.

Dat fuckin colostomizer don't have my money again, Ima beat her ass next time I see her.

by FEDER4TION August 19, 2006

Colostomizing

A terrible, yet funny situation.

Chris: Dude I just sneezed vodka through my nose after I took a pull off the bottle

Kevin: Damn dude, thats Colostomizing!

by Loaded_Chris January 25, 2009

coolstorybro

Coolstorybro is most commonly said by 12 year old faggots.

It used to be used on the image board 4chan as a reply to a long, descriptive post.

But now the phrase has been spread around the internets by stupid fucking kids who are trying to be cool.

If you see someone typing this, flame them immediately.

Jim: Hi

Faggot: Coolstorybro

Jim: Oh, so you're copying off the other kids now..

Faggot: Coolstory

Jim: Fucking idiot.

by Vope March 14, 2011

Colostomizer

A male known as a "Colostomizer" is a particularly bad-a motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames or basketball, a Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Man, you just got owned by that Colostomizer! Seriously, it's like a Greyhound bus just drove straight into your asshole and kept on going!

by The Colostomizer September 14, 2008

colossome

Something that is so colossally big, it is awesome.

That burrito is colossome.

by big.O October 30, 2011

Colostophobia

Fear of colostomies. The fear of seeing, touching, smelling, or the possibility of ever having a colostomy.

After working so hard to get through school, John was unable to work as a nurse due to his overwhelming colostophobia.

by JMM2W February 13, 2018

The Colostomizer

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?

by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008