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Coronials

The 2020 Coronavirus pandemic forced isolation on the global population, which in turn catalyzed what is known as the "COVID Thirst". The ensuing increase in birth rate gave birth to a generation known as the Coronials. First popularized by Rapper, Lil Durby.
"Yo, bruh, your momma so fine, I bet she want it, she probably still got that COVID Thirst"
"Nah, bruh, I ain't part of the Coronials, I'm a millenial, now shut the f*** up and check my new TikTok"
by billythekid_7 April 11, 2020
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Coloniume

What is Coloniume?
Our ultimate goal and effort to create a massive, free coloniume network is summarized in the following structure:

U + ME = “COLONIUME”

You and I conjoin and build a huge free, cohesive, global colony that meets the interests and demands of each of us.

A completely free, decentralized, and government-independent communication network that will be implemented, developed, and expanded by individuals, organizations, and independent non-governmental organizations (NGOs).

The main purpose of launching this network is creating and expanding a kind of completely free, secure, non-governmental and independent communication platform of the existing communication networks, so that it can be censored, restricted and influenced, and at the same time to make it impossible to disable communication and interaction with all communication networks and Internet.

In a general perspective, after its development and expansion, the coloniume will help the internet so that in case of internet network disconnection in any area covered by coloniume and without geographical and political restrictions, it will be possible to exchange information and data locally. And each of the nodes will be able to connect to the Internet and act as a bridge between the local network and the Internet.
U + ME = “COLONIUME”
by coloniume June 15, 2021
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Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.
Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.
by @assonance December 10, 2013
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Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!
by X4ndur August 10, 2006
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Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.
"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"
by ShospleColupis January 28, 2017
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vodka colonic

(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.
In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.
by The Sinator November 7, 2009
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mexican colonic

Absolute complete top-to-bottom total gastrointestinal irrigation resulting from ingestion of a burrito. Symptoms include explosive diarrhoea, litres of vomiting and a lifetime psychological aversion to Mexican food.
Ay caramba!! This no burrito!! This a mexican colonic!!

(Said with a Mexican accent)
by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012
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