While getting a woman from behind with a pony tail, pulling the ponytail and thus her head back until ejaculation then abruptly letting go sending her head forward into a wall or headboard.
"dude, I have to go visit brittany in the hospital, I was nailin' her last night and I gave her a rear collision whiplash into the heard board, broke her nose, and gave her a concussion!!"
by Shawn Barth October 15, 2008
Get the rear collision whiplashmug. It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different
guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006
Get the Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collisionmug. When a series of unexpected and unpredictable events come crashing into your life in such a way that only the universe could orchestrate, thereby impacting your future in BIG ways.
My friend lost her job, her boyfriend broke up with her, and she got COVID. This universal collision happened which lead to her meeting the man who is now her husband in the hospital when she was sick.
by grace + determination July 18, 2023
Get the Universal Collisionmug. one of the best fics enemies to lovers trope with greek and roman mythologies
WHEN I TELL U ITS ONE OF THE BEST FICS TO EXIST READ IT INSTEAD OF HET DUPLISHITTY or atleast read y&b and be cultured <3
“Mythology/Fairytale!AU in which Louis is a dainty fairy with a temper who wants to be intimidating and Harry hurts people. Naturally, they hate each other.
(Featuring Liam, the big and not-so-bad wolf who’s got a thing for humans, Zayn, a human with supernaturally good looks, and Niall, the cupid who just wants his job to be easier.)”
WHEN I TELL U ITS ONE OF THE BEST FICS TO EXIST READ IT INSTEAD OF HET DUPLISHITTY or atleast read y&b and be cultured <3
“Mythology/Fairytale!AU in which Louis is a dainty fairy with a temper who wants to be intimidating and Harry hurts people. Naturally, they hate each other.
(Featuring Liam, the big and not-so-bad wolf who’s got a thing for humans, Zayn, a human with supernaturally good looks, and Niall, the cupid who just wants his job to be easier.)”
"collision by itjustkindahappened. thats it. "
"so fucking true bff"
"also can eris just stfu no one likes her."
"so fucking true bff"
"also can eris just stfu no one likes her."
by pancakelouielol November 17, 2021
Get the collisionmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
Get the Collision Courses: The Juvenile Releasemug. existing in the same space and time. for e.g when two people meet, your realities
collides with another person's reality. they are just as much in your world as you are in their world, you are connected and responsible for everything that is happening in your reality.
collides with another person's reality. they are just as much in your world as you are in their world, you are connected and responsible for everything that is happening in your reality.
by d_sizzla February 28, 2019
Get the Collision of realitymug. When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.
by princerinse December 28, 2024
Get the full frontal collisionmug.