Coldplay

A band great for someone who has never listened to Radiohead, U2 or Oasis. You basically have to have very bland and generic music tastes to enjoy them. Being a Coldplay fan is like the music equivalent of enjoying Twilight.

This douche "Coldplay is so awesome!"
Me "Well they're okay, but they are nothing special."
This douche "Shut up! I bet you listen to Fall out Boy or Panic! at the Disco! Loud music without depth or soul!"
Me "Um, know, not liking one band does not entail that I like these bands at all. Just let me listen to whatever I like to listen to."
This douche "Idiot!"
Me "Just leave me alone."

by ThatOneGuyYouGrewToHate July 23, 2012

Coldplay

Wicked awesome band from some other country.

"Once, I listened to a song by Coldplay, and I liked it so much I went out and told my friend's mom that Coldplay is really good and she should probably buy their newest album because it's really good."

by Excellent June 15, 2003

Coldplay

basically, you're gay if you DON'T listen to them.

Me: Awe, man, I love Coldplay. "Fix You" always makes me cry.

Fag: This shit is retarded.

Me: You don't listen to Coldplay?

Fag: Hell no, that's pussy shit.

Me: You're a fucking fag. Coldplay is the shit.

by sadiejo April 19, 2010

Coldplay

When a group of people sit around in the cold, and you play with yourself, and the first person to get an erection in the cold wins.

Chris Martin: Hey what should be the name of our band?

Guy Berryman: (Cupping his balls) I win!

Chris Martin: How about Coldplay?

by chrismartinloverBV1989 June 3, 2010

Coldplay

A decent band but now over rated

''....and it was all yellow''

by Brendan October 6, 2003

Coldplay

A fairly good band filled with a pretentious lead singer who named his daughter after a fruit.

"You know how I know you're gay... because you like Coldplay." - that guy from that movie about that other guy who didn't get any until he was 40.

by bad mutha stfu May 3, 2006

Coldplay

Chilling the body temperature to impersonate a corpse for the purpose of lovemaking.

"I had the hooker sit on a bucket of ice, because I wanted her lady parts to be chilled, I'm into coldplay"

by Deadhophkr January 20, 2010