The most awesome band ever, at the very least of 21st Century. To hate this band most likely means one of the following;
- You do not understand music.
- You only listen to emo/ screamo which is in fact not even music, but merely audio recordings of sad pooftas wearing eye-liners screaming about how shit their lives are.
- You only listen to raps, which admittedly have several good songs, but otherwise many high-school students listen to it because they either do not understand music, or think it makes them tough.
- You constantly have dicks filling your ears making unable to hear Chris Martin (the lead singer), and the band itself.
Their albums, Parachute, A rush of blood to the head, X&Y and Viva La vida, are must-haves to complete any musical compilations.
- You do not understand music.
- You only listen to emo/ screamo which is in fact not even music, but merely audio recordings of sad pooftas wearing eye-liners screaming about how shit their lives are.
- You only listen to raps, which admittedly have several good songs, but otherwise many high-school students listen to it because they either do not understand music, or think it makes them tough.
- You constantly have dicks filling your ears making unable to hear Chris Martin (the lead singer), and the band itself.
Their albums, Parachute, A rush of blood to the head, X&Y and Viva La vida, are must-haves to complete any musical compilations.
Poofta: Man, Coldplay is sooo lame.
Normal kid: Dude, your ears are filled with dicks. You probably can't hear me but you can't call anything lame, least of all Coldplay.
30yrs old man whose musical knowledge extends only to baa baa blacksheep: What's this Coldplay business? it nothing like what my mum sings to me at home.
The man who understands music: Boy, you have problems....
Normal kid: Dude, your ears are filled with dicks. You probably can't hear me but you can't call anything lame, least of all Coldplay.
30yrs old man whose musical knowledge extends only to baa baa blacksheep: What's this Coldplay business? it nothing like what my mum sings to me at home.
The man who understands music: Boy, you have problems....
by HAHAboiii November 5, 2009
by I hate everything about me April 28, 2011
The biggest band in the world. Working hard to please every fan and not to leave anyone out in there concerts. They have the best rated concert of the decade for a reason so go and see them. Coldplay have tried their hardest to to be rock band snobs. Their fans are not full of them selves with there "divine" taste of music like loads of Blink182 fans are. Many coldplay haters have been around for a long time but there is nothing they can say after they see them in concert
by Vivacoldplay March 7, 2009
A band that is simultaneously over- and underrated. While their albums since 2011 have been mediocre and sold way too much, their early material (1998-2008) is unfairly hated upon, bringing us some brilliant, melodic and heartfelt alt-rock. Though some of this work is overrated (namely "Fix You"), it is just jam-packed with incredible songs. Below are a list of some underrated gems.
"Sparks", "High Speed" and just about anything that isn't "Yellow" from Parachutes (2000).
"Politik" and "Amsterdam" from A Rush of Blood to the Head (2002).
"X&Y" and "Twisted Logic" from X & Y (2005).
"Cemeteries of London," "Lovers in Japan" and "Violet Hill" from Viva la Vida (2008) - their best album.
"Another's Arms" from Ghost Stories (2014).
"For You," "Crests of Waves", "One I Love," "Life in Technicolor ii," "All Your Friends" and "All I Can Think About is You" from their EPs
"Sparks", "High Speed" and just about anything that isn't "Yellow" from Parachutes (2000).
"Politik" and "Amsterdam" from A Rush of Blood to the Head (2002).
"X&Y" and "Twisted Logic" from X & Y (2005).
"Cemeteries of London," "Lovers in Japan" and "Violet Hill" from Viva la Vida (2008) - their best album.
"Another's Arms" from Ghost Stories (2014).
"For You," "Crests of Waves", "One I Love," "Life in Technicolor ii," "All Your Friends" and "All I Can Think About is You" from their EPs
"Coldplay is on a slow downhill slide."
by áutechre June 20, 2018
1. n: A person (in particular a male) that has ver feminine taste in music, also in general has a dejected cynical attitude towards life and society,often seen lack of sports, spend all day daydreaming, self-sympathizing, and finds soft lazy boring music as a cure to insomnia.
2.vi: The act of lacking life, or positive energy in all sorts.
3.vt: The acting of plagerizing music,or artworks, without getting caught and get highly appreciated by stupid low-end indie fashion victims.
2.vi: The act of lacking life, or positive energy in all sorts.
3.vt: The acting of plagerizing music,or artworks, without getting caught and get highly appreciated by stupid low-end indie fashion victims.
1. A:Eww, my dormmate is all about suicidal fancies and soft indie whining music.
B: He's such a coldplay.
2. A: Last night I met this hot chick,and she told me to get it on, but I couldn't.
B: Y?
A: I coldplayed.
B: NO WAY!!!!
3. A: Man this essay assignment is too hard!!!
B: Try coldplaying serveral articles. Every a few lines cut out a segment, and do some regrouping so that it looks new.
A: Hey that works fine !!! Now I got to grab a Grammy too!!!
B: He's such a coldplay.
2. A: Last night I met this hot chick,and she told me to get it on, but I couldn't.
B: Y?
A: I coldplayed.
B: NO WAY!!!!
3. A: Man this essay assignment is too hard!!!
B: Try coldplaying serveral articles. Every a few lines cut out a segment, and do some regrouping so that it looks new.
A: Hey that works fine !!! Now I got to grab a Grammy too!!!
by No Dumb Talking February 6, 2011
1) A band, which I must say, has become overrated, nonetheless a good band. I personally greatly enjoy their music.
It's argued greatly on this site whether Coldplay or Radiohead is a better band. I prefer Coldplay, but Radiohead is also a good band. You can like either, no one gives a shit. Quit arguing about it.
2) Apparently some form of sexual act that has to do with cold objects. Ex. Ice Cubes
It's argued greatly on this site whether Coldplay or Radiohead is a better band. I prefer Coldplay, but Radiohead is also a good band. You can like either, no one gives a shit. Quit arguing about it.
2) Apparently some form of sexual act that has to do with cold objects. Ex. Ice Cubes
1) Coldplay fan: How's it going chum? I like Coldplay, very great in my opinion.
Radiohead fan: Oh that's understandable, I personally enjoy Radiohead more.
Coldplay fan: Well that's cool.
Coldplay/Radiohead FANATIC: OH FUCK HELL YES, Coldplay/Radiohead FUCKING ROCKS! I MASTURBATE DAILY TO THEIR AWESONE VOICES! Coldplay/Radiohead COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCKS COMPARED TO THEM. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MY MARIJUANA NOWS KTHXBAI
Coldplay&Radiohead fans: STFU HITLER-TITTY-SUCKING NEO-NAZI GO TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR DICK! GTFO, GO BACK TO YOUR Gurochan.net FUCKING FAG
2) I shove Icecubes up my urethra. Daily. It hurts to piss.
Radiohead fan: Oh that's understandable, I personally enjoy Radiohead more.
Coldplay fan: Well that's cool.
Coldplay/Radiohead FANATIC: OH FUCK HELL YES, Coldplay/Radiohead FUCKING ROCKS! I MASTURBATE DAILY TO THEIR AWESONE VOICES! Coldplay/Radiohead COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCKS COMPARED TO THEM. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MY MARIJUANA NOWS KTHXBAI
Coldplay&Radiohead fans: STFU HITLER-TITTY-SUCKING NEO-NAZI GO TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR DICK! GTFO, GO BACK TO YOUR Gurochan.net FUCKING FAG
2) I shove Icecubes up my urethra. Daily. It hurts to piss.
by ROFL GTFO NOOB June 29, 2005