Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!
Yo! My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a concussion... don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.
by Trixxie November 10, 2020
Get the Piña Colada Slurpee mug.When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.
So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.
by Helpimstuckinmyparentsbasement February 25, 2019
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by Raditude March 1, 2011
Get the vico-colada mug.A delicacy that is formed in the rectum. Drizzle coconut milk and cream of any consistency into the anus and slowly swish it around in there. Once blended rub a slice of pineapple all over the asshole to add a tanginess once you drink it. Then pour as much milk as you want into the butthole. Once completed get him/her to stand up and spread their cheeks apart. Place your lips on the asshole and drink up. Bottoms up amigos!
by FatassCurls July 29, 2019
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Because I want a Beer-a-colada!
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by opiewan May 10, 2007
Get the Beer-a-colada mug.A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner.
by Torso69 June 11, 2009
Get the Penis Colada mug.Roofie Colada was originally coined by Quagmire on Family Guy referring to a drink with a roofie in it for a female, his means of getting laid.
Over time female lushes started referring to drinks 1/2 liquor 1/2 mixer or less as Roofie Coladas.
Its first known reference in this way was seen on Facebook in early October of 2010 by a female alcohol connoisseur aka lush in the suburbs of Chicago. That post was immediately followed up with shenanigans of "Me Too" & "I Roofied Colada'd myself again last night" by other women who like to party.
Since then it's quickly caught on & took a turn for the worse when drunken idiots started making "brands" of Roofie Coladas such as Goosey Coladas which were Grey Goose w/ a splash of seltzer water & lime.
Roofie Coladas always seem like a great idea at the time and are fun for the whole family but aren't much fun the next day.
Over time female lushes started referring to drinks 1/2 liquor 1/2 mixer or less as Roofie Coladas.
Its first known reference in this way was seen on Facebook in early October of 2010 by a female alcohol connoisseur aka lush in the suburbs of Chicago. That post was immediately followed up with shenanigans of "Me Too" & "I Roofied Colada'd myself again last night" by other women who like to party.
Since then it's quickly caught on & took a turn for the worse when drunken idiots started making "brands" of Roofie Coladas such as Goosey Coladas which were Grey Goose w/ a splash of seltzer water & lime.
Roofie Coladas always seem like a great idea at the time and are fun for the whole family but aren't much fun the next day.
by R-Cman October 17, 2010
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