coitus interruptus

latin- the act of removing the penis from the vagina right before ejaculation commences

Last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.

by Ronald Yum May 29, 2003

necropyrofetalincestualsubaquatic coitus

Having sex with the dead, flaming fetus of your unborn sibling while underwater.

Nick is so into necropyrofetalincestualsubaquatic coitus.

by SouthernGrip69 May 23, 2010

Coitus Interslaptits

Refers to a form of natural contraception called the pull out method but in this instance when the male is nearing ejaculation intead of pulling out his penis like he and his partner agreed, he slaps her tits and ejaculates deep within her

Jenny: "How on earth did you get pregnant"
Jacky: "My boyfriend preformed the art of coitus interslaptits perfectly "

Boyfriend: "Coitus interslaptits?" Also means
Girlfriend: "Coitus interslaptits!" I love you

by RhinoIV November 12, 2014

Coitus Hiatus

To have a break from sex, derived from the two words coitus and hiatus.

EG.
I'm not sexually frustrated, my man-parts are simply on coitus hiatus

by phatguy July 15, 2005

coitus

The way a child with a speech impediment pronounces "Curtis." Hilarious when heard aloud.

Little Joey at 7 years old: Coitus, stop eating paste.
Little Curtis at 7 years old: Stop calling me that, fuckhead. Don't you know what that means yet?! And this paste is delicious, so hop off my nuts.

by GONZO! July 28, 2008

post-coitus

1.The time period right after ejaculation into a female.

Guy 1: Last night, I skeeted on Mayra after 5 minutes.
Guy 2: Aww shit dude
Guy 1: Man, that was the longest post-coitus silence ever!

by vote_4_pedro987 December 28, 2005

coitus

A sciency-sounding word for SECKSSS. Sheldon Cooper from the show The Big Bang Theory often replaces the word "sex" with "coitus".

Penny, did you engage in coitus with Leonard last night?

I had coitus with Amy Farrah Fowler last weekend... BAZINGA!!!!

by trajiniqa September 4, 2012