Compoopter

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid and or retarded followed by another unintentional but equally retarded action.

Scott: What is an example of compound retardation?

Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.

by MER8490 June 16, 2008

conpoopled

adj.

1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.

2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.

3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.

"Janine was conpoopled at the thought of why people would believe in and buy Q-ray ionized bracelets and not her magical cheese necklaces."

by Raeft Invictus September 7, 2005

compound meme

The mixing of two seperate memes to create one super meme.

"rip in spaghetti, never forgetti" is a compound meme of the "rip in peace" and the "mom's spaghetti" memes.

by 12angrypogs January 21, 2016

Composer's Paranoia

The feeling one may get when composing a piece. It occurs when the composer, per se, feels as if their piece has already been written and is just coming from the back of their brain.

John: "Hey, Jeannette! What are you doing?"
Jeanette: "Ah, I'm composing a cello piece!"
John: "Cool, can I hear?"
Jeanette: "No, not yet. I'm afraid I have composer's paranoia! It would be embarrassing if you already knew the piece."

by composersparanoia November 14, 2022

Compound Reacharound

The act of simultaneously jerking your partner off during a double-sided dildo session.

Greg and Jack decided the ol' double-sider wasn't enough and added the compound reacharound to finish each other off.

by Gnawrly July 25, 2011

compo face

The look of sheer bewilderment and agony as demonstrated pictorially by the lower class when seeking remuneration or recognition as result of an 'injury' or traumatic experience.

Oh shit there's Kate Mc Cann again - her compo face makes me sick.

by Dazz1973 November 16, 2016