Ghetto Cologne

Febreeze or other type of air freshener used instead of real cologne do to lack of that and/or money

Justin:Hey you smell good is that the new MJ cologne
Ki: what you think im that rich. This is just some ghetto cologne

by PapA Shamus November 8, 2009

nut cologne

The smell on your face that lingers after a guy screws yer mouth, from his nuts smackin yer face repeatedly

"I'm wearing Brent's nut cologne, from our session this morning, have a sniff."

by Mr. Mangina May 13, 2005

Colloportus

The fictional spell in Harry Potter to lock doors magically.

It was a little past midnight when I heard someone Alohomora the door open.
"Colloportus" said Hermione and the door swung shut and locked.

by Leilasun January 31, 2008

cologner

n. One who because of his massive overuse of cologne is alienated by peers, friends, family, etc.

Too bad Jeff's such a cologner, he's kinda cute.

by kk shuffle December 24, 2016

Cofoop

The poop you have after drinking coffee

My cofoop was amazing.
I feel constipated. I wish this coffee makes me cofoop!!

by yivijay December 18, 2018

Camping Cologne

Any kind of Insect Repellant, Bug Spray, whatever keeps the mosquitos from biting.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm being eaten alive by these bugs!
Person 2: Time to break out the Camping Cologne!

by Andrew Clayberg October 1, 2007

Disney cologne

The wafting aroma of sun screen, sweat, deodorant and BO that everyone wears whilst vacationing in the world of Disney.

Man, I was gonna shower this morning before we headed out to Epcot center, but I think I'm just gonna wear my Disney cologne like everyone else.

Boy am I glad everyone is wearing their Disney cologne, or else this place would smell like balls and ass.

by biggiesmallzballz June 27, 2010