coff-o-lax

The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.

"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."

by JackNoxious March 14, 2022

fung coff

it means 'fuck head'

it comes from a mix of german and south african language....sorry.....also it sounded funny

You massive fung coff

by Kangsta August 27, 2004

stephen coff

absolute fuckwit

wow, that fella is so gay, his name must be stephen coff

by B1 from N80 chat May 30, 2023

Coffe

Something that makes little kids bounce off the walls n shit.

I had seventeen cups of Coffe and now I’m gonna annoy all my classmates and tell them I didn’t take my adhd pill today!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Coff

"Coff" used in a joke/meme context as a short form faster alternative to the full word Cough.

Barry: "Hey, I heard Jane went out with Mark"

Frank: "Really I haven't heard anything, coff coff"

by TheRockBell March 4, 2023

coffe

Someone who likes to enjoy raping little boys in an extreme manner.

Pronounciation: (coe-fh)

Jerry: Dude there was a bunch of coffes at that McDonald's

Jack: Yeah man I think I might be one

by blackmonkey445 March 3, 2024