Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.

I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.

by AirNomad October 19, 2022

Cocomelon man

A large beast that jerks off to cocomelon in the closet of your bedroom.

AHHHH!!! It’s cocomelon man!!!

by MilkyMilky69 February 7, 2022

Cocomelon Kid

Deadass quackity.. nothing else. Its just quackity. He is a fucking IPad kid and a cocomelon kid...

Quackity watches cocomelon
Offically a cocomelon kid

by 𝐋𝖔𝐯𝖎𝐧𝖌♡︎𝐖𝖎𝐥𝖇𝐮𝖗 December 30, 2021

Cocomelon mama coco smash bros

Something that a person would say if they know mama coco and cocomelon (especially if mama coco was from smash bros), they would make something goofy like "cOcOmElOn MaMa CoCo SmAsH BrOs"

John: Yo wassup dawg
Finger: cocomelon mama coco smash bros
John: I'll just, be right here okay?
Finger: c o c o m e l o n m a m a c o c o s m a s h b r o s

by seraam_thgiN October 6, 2022

Cocomelon

A show you watch while fucking you ex father inlaw Jeremy

Jeremy: so what episode of cocomelon are we watching to night?
You: all of them

by Jeremy Fitzgerald October 13, 2021

Cocomelon

A kids channel that became a meme.

My boi keeps watching Cocomelon’s intro all over and over again. He thinks it is just the funniest thing of all time.

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Cocomelon

When your girlfriend is torn between getting much needed electrolysis on her chest or or breast implants, and goes the implant route first. They're as big as watermelons, but as fuzzy as coconuts

"boy Mrs Sasquatch has some rockin cocomelons goin on!"
"Hey baby, how's about you, me and a bucket of nair and we see what you're hiding under all that?"
"I'd rather get toe fucked by Bigfoot"

by Thescottlorenzo March 14, 2022