- a straight woman or gay guy who enjoys penis time, with no preference as to size, colour, sparkliness or levels of use; as wombles like to find things, recycle them, make them their own new favourite thing & enjoy a good fiddle & playing session!
L: How was your night?
P: Good thanks, although ended with me being quite a cockwomble! Always fun!
L: Excellent, I need a cockwomble session!
P: Good thanks, although ended with me being quite a cockwomble! Always fun!
L: Excellent, I need a cockwomble session!
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Now a general word of abuse, but originally more especially for politicians. However, I'm fairly sure its first meaning was something rather more specific.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.
Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.
There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".
So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.
Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.
There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".
So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.
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