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Cockwomble

Now a general word of abuse, but originally more especially for politicians. However, I'm fairly sure its first meaning was something rather more specific.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.

Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.

There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".

So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.
"Why does he go by car to take his dog for a walk?"

"He's a cockwomble."
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Cockwomble

Pedo Joe and everyone still supporting him are all cockwombles.
by Wyld Will August 16, 2022
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Cockwomble

What are you doing with your life? Get off urban dictionary and go outside. Stop wasting your life and do something with it. If not you might become a cockwomble.
Person 1: Shut up
Person 2: Give your head a wobble you stupid cockwomble
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Cockwomble

See the guy on stage, greatest artist ever ? What a cockwomble!
by Sir Jekyll Shave October 10, 2016
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cockwomble

( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance
Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble
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Cockwombling

Loosing heavily in a game of fifa that you may as well be a cockwomble.
Leo - another 5-0 win for me.
Kristoph - yea this has been such a cockwombling
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cockwomble

Boris Johnson, you know, the cockwomble with the bad hair
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