Cockwomble

- a straight woman or gay guy who enjoys penis time, with no preference as to size, colour, sparkliness or levels of use; as wombles like to find things, recycle them, make them their own new favourite thing & enjoy a good fiddle & playing session!

L: How was your night?

P: Good thanks, although ended with me being quite a cockwomble! Always fun!

L: Excellent, I need a cockwomble session!

Cockwomble by Lillies compass September 17, 2014

Cockwomble

A complete and utter plonker.. a silly sod.. someone without merit

He acted like a totally cockwomble

Cockwomble by Borthbeachcat May 7, 2018

Cockwomble

Now a general word of abuse, but originally more especially for politicians. However, I'm fairly sure its first meaning was something rather more specific.
"The Wombles" was a children's TV programme about little creatures who lived in Wimbledon Common and picked up trash.

Also at one time Wimble Common was known as a place homosexual men would go in the evening in search of anonymous casual sex.

There was a scandal once regarding a politician who was seen there one evening and who insisted he was, "Taking his dog for a walk".

So a "cockwomble" was someone (especially a politician) whose interests include anonymous casual homosexual sex acts with strangers.

"Why does he go by car to take his dog for a walk?"

"He's a cockwomble."

Cockwomble by A handle not already used March 6, 2021

Cockwomble

Used mainly as an insult towards men. Cockwombles are useless fuckwits that do not know what they are doing and stand around while watching others do work.

“Hey you cockwomble! Get over here and help!”

Cockwomble by daddysims887 March 9, 2021

cockwomble

When a man dresses up in a wobble outfit and only his cock is hanging out and he has sex with someone.

"so how was sex with Jim last night?"
"it was so bad he totally cockwombled me!"

cockwomble by womblers February 10, 2014

Cockwomble

joe biden

Pedo Joe and everyone still supporting him are all cockwombles.

Cockwomble by Wyld Will August 16, 2022

Cockwomble

What are you doing with your life? Get off urban dictionary and go outside. Stop wasting your life and do something with it. If not you might become a cockwomble.

Person 1: Shut up
Person 2: Give your head a wobble you stupid cockwomble

Cockwomble by UnknownKid5 August 3, 2020