cockward

When you're sitting in bed after sex and the room is really awkward cuz you don't know what to say.

*thinks to self* This is a little cockward.

by BloodPixelZ July 13, 2016

cockward

The strange moment following a brief interaction or run-in with a male you have had sexual relations with.

One night stand comes up to you and five friends sitting at a table, to interrupt and say his 'hellos', and everyone turns to look at him; cockwardly.

by beepee March 21, 2013

Cockward

The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.

Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."

Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."

by LookMaNoHands2594 December 21, 2010

Cockward

Derived from the word toward, cockward refers to the direction your cock points.

Josh was aroused, but then he saw ugly Sally and he was cockward the ground.

by closetinnapropriatelady October 2, 2013

Cockward

The means of making situations awkward by use of the male genitals.

Bro, why are you always making shit cockward!? Put your dick away already jonny.

by tcf00 November 30, 2016

Cockward

You thought he or she is really nice but turns out to be a cock. He is not awkward and she or he that thinks so is just plain old weird iimbeciles and f****** CRAZY. Even he or she who friends with this person doesn't know his actually life.

I first thought Jacob was nice and awkward but it turned out it was just me. He was just cockward.

by Megan zanderson May 22, 2017

Cockward

The feeling awkwardness that can only be generated by hugging a guy friend and feeling their boner against you.

Dude, when I hugged him, the situation became immediately cockward.

by GeicoGecko16 August 1, 2011