''cockward'' is a term used when something with a cock or dick is awkward, it comes from the term ''awkward''.
1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.
2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''
1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.
2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''
Wow.. well that was cockward.
Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!
Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!
by deutschistgenial September 10, 2012

by tcf00 November 30, 2016

by closetinnapropriatelady October 2, 2013

by woolfinator August 22, 2017

Used predominantly in the Classic Rock fandom, "cockward" (or cockwardness) is a term used to describe an awkward bulge picture where one's pants may be a tad too tight to accommodate one's package.
Pete Townshend is the king of cockwardness. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that wasn't pitifully cockward.
by Shrek is Dreck June 10, 2015

The feeling awkwardness that can only be generated by hugging a guy friend and feeling their boner against you.
by GeicoGecko16 August 1, 2011

You thought he or she is really nice but turns out to be a cock. He is not awkward and she or he that thinks so is just plain old weird iimbeciles and f****** CRAZY. Even he or she who friends with this person doesn't know his actually life.
by Megan zanderson May 22, 2017
