Cocktasaurus Rex

One of the male population who has such large gentilia, common terms such as hung or well endowed do not quite cover the enormity of the genitilia, see coctus maximus or Cocktimus Prime.

Since no one was listening to him at the party, John was forced to pull out his Cocktasaurus Rex to get everyone's attention.

The Cocktasaurus Rex's long hibernation was over, it was fully awakened from its slumber and on the prowl for its favorite prey, the rare and docile, bearded clam.

by One hairy, bathing ape June 20, 2006

Cockturnal

(n).
Someone who is attracted to homosexuals of the opposite sex.

"What's your sexual orientation?" "I'm cockturnal."

"I'm so cockturnal for my OTP."

by KaraSwag February 1, 2014

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

cockturnal vision

The ability for a man to find the vajayjay with his cock without the lights on.

Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.

by Dr. L1 January 2, 2009

Cocktose Intolerant

A lesbian or person who has an aversion to peen.

friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!

by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010

blockbuster and cockbuster

Another way of saying Netflix and chill.

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"

by AdmiralArrow March 21, 2016

dicking around the cockbush

dragging ass, moving slow, not being productive, thinking about something other than task at hand

those two bastards are dicking around the cockbush.

by bigdog967 February 4, 2010