Cocktorium

1. Place of, or for, cocks.
2. Vagina.
3. Victoria.

Guy 1: Man, Victoria has the best cocktorium.
Guy 2: Yeah her cocktorium is so great.

by MadisonMagic April 4, 2013

Cockboss

A gay man.

I having my doubts about him, I think he may be a cockboss.

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

cockosidal maniac

A woman who chops off peni.

*used in Shaun of the Dead*

Shaun: What about her? -points-
Ed: Her? She's a cockosidal maniac.

by vibrant heart January 15, 2006

cocktopus

A female who participates (usually not consentingly) in intercourse with eight males. The female is commonly suspended at waist height for sufficient cock depository. In the most extreme cases the female is bound to a rottiserie and lathered in cooking oil and herbs then she rotates on the rottiserie while proceeding to take cocks from every direction.


popular places for penis depository include:
anus, ear(aka brain jab), nostrils, rolls(if shes a porker), between webbing of feet and hands, eye sockets, belly button.

that slut had a cocktopus coming to her if i ever saw one!

guy1:when that girl passed out last night me and the boys bound her to a rottiserie a covered her in oregano and cocktapussed her left right & center.
guy2: OH shit! did you see become a quadriplegic?

by Kip & Dancan August 22, 2008

Cocktopus

A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".

I'm down to hit up that party, but I need to check the cocktopus first.

by chompums November 3, 2009

Cocktosser

A guy known for tossing his cock at every piece of pussy that walks through the door. Usually riddled with STD's, Cocktossers get laid so often that they will eventually turn gay or start raping sea animals.

Tommy's such a cocktosser, I called dibs on that asian chick that he's currently fucking in the bathroom.

by milflips December 9, 2010

Cockmoss

A mysterious lichen that grows from the base up along the length of some rather unwashed male cocks. It is thought to be caused due to repeated contact between the penis and couch cushions, or possibly contact with the vagina of a femenazi.

Joey: *fucks couch*
Dema: Hi joey!
Joey: *fucks dema*
Dema: What is that delicious-looking lichen growing on your cock?
Joey: SHUT UP FAG

by Katsudo July 1, 2003