by scott burrill December 9, 2003
Get the cockmonger mug.An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
by PoonisHead December 4, 2020
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the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing fellatio (hopefully experience by a female).
Girl 1: "After he blew it in my mouth, I had cockon-mouth for at least an hour!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but didn't he have it in your ass right before that?"
Girl 1: "Ohhhh, right. Doh!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but didn't he have it in your ass right before that?"
Girl 1: "Ohhhh, right. Doh!"
by position_x_force February 25, 2005
Get the cockon-mouth mug.A tasteful additive applied to the penis prior or during to fellatio. Whether it be whip cream, champagne or a starburst, a flash for the palette during all the hard work is well worth the plan ahead.
Sue wasn't looking forward to the birthday blow job, but had all the necessary components to put together a tasty cocktini.
by Starfire & Stephanie October 30, 2010
Get the Cocktini mug.a play on the word 'octogenarian' meaning someone who has reached the ripe old age of 80. by that measure, a cocktogenarian is someone who has slept with 80 men. simple as.
it may also apply in the unlikely occurance of a man having 80 penises.
it may also apply in the unlikely occurance of a man having 80 penises.
by seeoodonim June 23, 2011
Get the cocktogenarian mug.by Krarlie October 8, 2014
Get the Cocktana mug.An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.
Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time
Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time
Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.
by Don Hector November 11, 2019
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