Cockstick: (Noun, Verb)
Refers to an individual who is rude or inconsiderate at the expense of others, often without regard.
Generally this word is used to describe certain behaviors while driving and the people who engage in them.
A Cockstick might "cockstick" others in a variety of ways by doing things such as "cocksticking" their way into your lane of traffic or "cocksticking" you at a red light by turning across multiple lanes of traffic.
The phrase was coined in the early 19th century during the horse and buggy days of transportation by a Irishman who was upset at an individual for cutting his carriage off at a crossroads in order to park on the opposite side of the street. Instead of waiting for the Irishman to pass, as he should have, he instead decided that his need to park on that side of the street overrided common courtesy, basic human decency, or even traffic laws.
Instead of yelling out "You motherless cocksucker!" as the Irishman normally would have done, it suddenly dawned on him that the rude man in question had performed a veritable replacement for surprise anal sex in vehicular form. Thus, the Irishman quickly came up with the phrase "cockstick" to imply that the man was a cock who "stuck" him by surprise and much to his anger and dismay.
Today this term is widely used in bouts of roadrage and thanks to some quick thinking by an Irishman (who was undoubtedly drunk, as they always are) we now have a proper term for these lowlife, degenerate scum.
Refers to an individual who is rude or inconsiderate at the expense of others, often without regard.
Generally this word is used to describe certain behaviors while driving and the people who engage in them.
A Cockstick might "cockstick" others in a variety of ways by doing things such as "cocksticking" their way into your lane of traffic or "cocksticking" you at a red light by turning across multiple lanes of traffic.
The phrase was coined in the early 19th century during the horse and buggy days of transportation by a Irishman who was upset at an individual for cutting his carriage off at a crossroads in order to park on the opposite side of the street. Instead of waiting for the Irishman to pass, as he should have, he instead decided that his need to park on that side of the street overrided common courtesy, basic human decency, or even traffic laws.
Instead of yelling out "You motherless cocksucker!" as the Irishman normally would have done, it suddenly dawned on him that the rude man in question had performed a veritable replacement for surprise anal sex in vehicular form. Thus, the Irishman quickly came up with the phrase "cockstick" to imply that the man was a cock who "stuck" him by surprise and much to his anger and dismay.
Today this term is widely used in bouts of roadrage and thanks to some quick thinking by an Irishman (who was undoubtedly drunk, as they always are) we now have a proper term for these lowlife, degenerate scum.
Someone who, when you are stopped at a light, will try to squeeze in through you in order to turn, against the flow of traffic.
Someone who, when they see a one-lane road ahead for any reason: construction, accident, or sinkhole (for example) will continue in the wrong lane until the last possible inch in order to cut ahead of everyone else who merged when they should have.
These sons of bitches are both cockstickers of the highest order.
Someone who, when they see a one-lane road ahead for any reason: construction, accident, or sinkhole (for example) will continue in the wrong lane until the last possible inch in order to cut ahead of everyone else who merged when they should have.
These sons of bitches are both cockstickers of the highest order.
by Cockstick "Jones" McGee August 10, 2008
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Someone so screwed up that they would literally suck anonymous cock if it came down to it to save their puny hide.
asshole, jerk, punk, fool, inept idiot, faggot, bitch, hoe, prostitute
Someone so screwed up that they would literally suck anonymous cock if it came down to it to save their puny hide.
asshole, jerk, punk, fool, inept idiot, faggot, bitch, hoe, prostitute
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Term of abuse used for someone who has aspirations to greatness and is worthy of abuse. Often more widely used in a general sense.
Get out of your swivel office chair and make your own tea, you cocksta!
Nah bud, I can't be fucked talking to that cocksta.
Nah bud, I can't be fucked talking to that cocksta.
by Dai Knight August 17, 2003
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2.(adj.) Of or obtaining attributes usually assigned and associated with the underside of a penis.
Can be used as a modifier as Chicken Fried can be used to modify Steak. For example, a Chicken Fried Steak is a Steak that has been prepared as if it were fried chicken. A cocksteak bitchnugget is a bitch nugget that has been prepared as if it were a cocksteak. This usually denotes grilling, or being placed upon somebody's grill. (see bitch-nugget)
2.(adj.) Of or obtaining attributes usually assigned and associated with the underside of a penis.
Can be used as a modifier as Chicken Fried can be used to modify Steak. For example, a Chicken Fried Steak is a Steak that has been prepared as if it were fried chicken. A cocksteak bitchnugget is a bitch nugget that has been prepared as if it were a cocksteak. This usually denotes grilling, or being placed upon somebody's grill. (see bitch-nugget)
1. (n) Would you like me to throw this cocksteak on your grill?
2. (adj.) You are nothing but a cocksteak bitch nugget.
2. (adj.) You are nothing but a cocksteak bitch nugget.
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Sorry bro Montana, you how cockstraphobic I get.
Sorry bro Montana, you how cockstraphobic I get.
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