Cock a doodle doodoo

Anal sex with an unclean partner.

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Cock-up Cascade

A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."

by Father Gascoigne January 17, 2017

Lunch Cock

Means a hot dog

Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.

by lockenload23 June 5, 2016

cock cream

Smegma, or milky slime beneath foreskin.

If you're uncircumsised and want a blowjob, you might do well to skim off the cock cream.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

Morph Cock

The male appendage ( cock ) that appears to change over time due to sexual circumstance and hunger . The morph cock can become larger, more girthy & lengthy, changing shape and rigidity.

She felt that his morph cock became even more engorged and hard the more he wanted her in all different ways, his cock was always changing shape and she loved it !

by Bella-gal August 20, 2019

Cock Fight

The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.

Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.

by half_dime June 20, 2011

Cock Tantrum

When you really REALLY need a man's cock and he won't bring it to you immediately, you lose control and have a cock tantrum. When standard cockpleading and defiantly pushing out your lower lip fails, the scene can rapidly descend to wild breathless screaming, flushed threats and aggressive tearing of clothes. A full outburst can only be fixed by a stern, hard spanking and fucking.

"Kollin, please fuck me, I am wet for you all day long. PLEASE. I beg you. I am desperate for your cock, please let me be your slut. My mouth, my pussy, my ass, I don't fucking care, just fill me with your cum. I am impatient for your cum. If you don't take me home and fuck me RIGHT NOW Kollin I will have a cock tantrum, I fucking mean it".

by Suzanne's Greedy Mouth July 23, 2014