Cockblanket.

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.

Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.

by Makeawishingwell August 17, 2010

cockanetics

Similar to "cockonics," but is the mindset to get you laid rather than the language. Made famous in the book "Cockanetics" by L. Ron Jeremy.

"Brutha, you gots to walk in there knowin' you'll get laid tonight. Think cockanetics, man!"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

cockflange

Small pieces of cock hanging off of a central cock-like edifice. It is also used by me and friends as a "shotgun" substitute as the only thing winning over a call of shotgun for procuring the prestigious front right seat in an automobile.

"You're such a cockflange"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"

by Tim Snyder August 12, 2006

cockulence

anyone displaying extreme arrogance or ignorance
anyone acting like a complete assclown or jackass

that group of guys making idiotic comments to the girls as they walk by are full of cockulence

by mistressd December 4, 2011

cocklunger

Penetrating so fast that you dislocate your pelvis.

He's a cocklunger.

by fommy0 June 2, 2016

Cocklament

Cock complement

It was a cocklament

by Favorite fag March 18, 2017

cockfacetitwank

expression to signify the an unfortunate occurance used primarily in the Westcountry.

After spilling some ketchup: "Cockfacetitwank, I just spilt some ketchup"

by giraffefeatures April 16, 2005