cockerific

Bill Maher's version of someone to fuck, or something great.

Damn, man, she's cockerific!!!

by the greenskeeper September 8, 2004

Puka Shell Cockring

Made of Hawaiian Puka Shells, the Puka Shell Cockring is the standard for Cockring for Hawaiians.

I'm going to ruin this chick with my Puka Shell Cockring.

by YesISM January 4, 2011

Cockringaside

Suicide by masturbation with a cock ring that is to tight, causing the testicles to explode on ejaculation.

That poor guy just commited cockringaside.

by Tony February 3, 2004

Cocktriloquist

A person who can speak or utter sounds so that they seem to come from somewhere else while giving oral sex.

Jenny talks so much that I'll bet she even talks while giving head. That would make her a cocktriloquist.

by Poopchute Princess March 1, 2019

Conkering

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.

"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"

by RarePoodle June 12, 2015

cockring

An instrument used to squeeze the penis and the balls together. It produces an immense sensation of feminization which any masculine individual really serious about sex and love should entertain and meditate.

The day when every man will use regularly a cockring will be a day of cooler, calmer and more respectful mutually enhancing sex.

by Ysengrim December 31, 2003

cockernogger

one who blocks when about to get down and dirty; usually a describing word for someone who blocks their best friend from getting some action because they're butt ass ugly and most likely homosexual.

1) Damn, that one girl Olivia was being a TOTAL cockernogger. I almost sealed the deal when that ugly chick walked in.

by fuckyoubitchhhh December 23, 2009