cockapoo

it’s a cock and a poo

hello cockapoo i like you

by Big Money Bitxh May 29, 2018

cockabootydoodoo

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door

that girl did the cockabootydoodoo

by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008

Cockalopolous

1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.

2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.

(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).

Jose prayed all night to Cockalopolous that his cock would grow two inches in girth and length.

by AndyBozac January 2, 2018

cockalocka

Slang term for a penis

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!

by Myke December 11, 2004

cockadoodledoo

Otherwise known as morning wood or morning sex. Sex in the morning.

cockadoodledoo is what a rooster does to wake you up in the morning.

by Minouser December 12, 2009

cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.

Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."

by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010

cockalock

someone who is being a dick to someone else you haven't seen in a long time that is visiting for a short while

i miss you man!!!
Sorry for bein a cockalock when you were down here.

by the hairy yak June 6, 2010