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Cockstability

(Verb) The act of giving dick on a frequent manner to a chick who is demanding something stable between both parties involved. Usually involves the woman asking for a serious commitment while the man only wants to fuck. The man just wants to show he's committed to sex.
Rachael: I feel we need to define and establish a stable relationship going forward! I'm tired of all the uncertainty, I need to know what you are willing to offer.

Dave: Frankly my dear, at this moment all I can offer you is some cockstability!
by drr10 May 30, 2013
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cockswaddle

when you can’t find a place to fucking sit and a bitch tells you you can’t sit at the only available spot, that bitch is a cockswaddle
Jennifer you’re a fucking cockswaddle!”
by gayboyprincess September 10, 2018
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Cockswallow

Often refered by Daytona Beach spring breaker dudes, as the Florida state bird.Used as a pick up line to break the ice with ditzy,airheaded extremely drunk blonde bitches,to subliminally influence them to swallow your cock.Dude says,"Yo baby,do you know what the Florida state bird is(I bet you do!)?Dumb drunk bitch says,"No,what?"Dude says"The Cockswallow!"Drunk hot bitch says,"Oh yeah,I can do that for you right now!Dude says"Hell yeah baby start suckin' and don't forget to swallow!"
Pick up line to get your cock swallowed by dumb blonde drunk bitches or cockswallows!Works every time!
by STONEDPIMPDADDY June 22, 2009
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cockswane

noun (cocks·wane)
1. The period after erection in which a man's penis returns to flaccidity.
2. Any feeble, impotent, or incompetent person.
1. Woman: Baby, I want to go again. Oh, cockswane already? That was fast.
2. I said Becks, not Milwaukee's Best, you freaking cockswane!
by G-Rass December 28, 2007
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cockswabber

A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.
I love watching cockswabbers on XVIDEOS.COM.
by Urmomtriplenipples May 28, 2018
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cockswagger

to think that your shlong is the biggest on earth, instead looks like a tater tot.
dude, your cockswagger pisses me off, you got a baby dick, not a daddy dick.
by fookbunny December 7, 2011
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cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.
I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.
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