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cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.
dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts
by Dopeldog January 15, 2011
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vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.
Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.
by DrHogie February 12, 2009
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pinch cock

1: <Sex> To fuck in place of a cock scheduled to fuck, especially when a fuck is badly needed.
2: <Informal> To substitute for another in a time of need.
3: <Slang> A tight butthole.
Kendra was in a long distance relationship, so she needed a pinch cock for the times her man wasn't available.
by Chris November 14, 2004
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punching the cock clock

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus still in utero, forcably inserts it's fist into the male's urethra.
Through x-ray you can see the fetus punching the cock clock on his own daddy.
by Eric K. August 4, 2006
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cockpunch

a punch to someones groin area
Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch
by richard taylor April 25, 2003
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Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.
"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."
by Neel Vora January 11, 2006
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cockmunch

Sam, you cockmunch
by Lewis March 17, 2003
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