monster cock

A cock that is longer than a ruler
Woah! Yuri from DDLC has a monster cock!
by GalaxiCat April 04, 2019
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Monster cock

A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.
Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.
by Solid Mantis August 09, 2016
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Monster cock

The biggest not fake Pussy pounding cock on the planet
He take he’s monster cock and tries to fit it all the way into my tight pussy
by Mimi’s mom July 16, 2021
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Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right.
by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020
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monster cock

1. A rooster that was trained for fighting other roosters.

2. The penis of a typical black male adult.
1. That asshole Jimmy down the street is having cock fights again. He's been turning almost all of his roosters into Monster Cocks!

2. That black guy is always wearing some very baggy pants. He must have a monster cock.
by valleyman01 October 18, 2010
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Monster Cock

When you have a penis larger than average and is bigger than huge.
Girl: My man has a monster cock. How about yours?
by HotOrgyMan207 June 25, 2018
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