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cobbler top

When a girl wakes up the next morning and realizes she has a crusty top of jizz on her head.
After a long night of partying, the whole sorority woke up with cobbler tops.
by Shizbrowndub December 4, 2013
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Flop Cobbler

The person who uses a lighter to melt two plastic pieces of a blown out flip flop and makes it whole again
“Hey pone, I blew out a flip flop”. Don’t worry man I come from a long line of flop cobblers... I got you.
by PoneTone August 10, 2018
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Cocobuns

A work girl with an ass, as tight as a coconut may be referred to as cocobuns.
After I saw cocobuns walk by in her tight white pants, I just had to snap one off.
by jordan25232 May 28, 2009
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Cobb salad

After you have anal sex with your partner and you find a piece of undigested corn lodged in your penis. This is known as a Cobb salad. For corn kernel removal see reverse corn Cobb.
My friend and his girlfriend had corn for dinner. Later that night they had anal sex. The next morning, my friend discovered he got a Cobb salad. He was unable to urinate because he had an undigested corn kernel stuck up his penis. MY friend is really Me.
by hello19572000 March 14, 2011
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Cobbs

When someone has some food, and you want some of it. They have to give you some unless they say “no cobbs” before you.
Cobbs on some of your chips
by Uncle cornball October 21, 2019
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Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.
by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019
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the cobbler

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!
by The Spike February 25, 2007
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