by FreezerBeef December 16, 2007
Get the Shanghai Cobra mug.A shotgun.
*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
by Sieffy March 21, 2017
Get the Kurt Cobain's Microphone mug.a turd that coils itself around the toilet bowl, resurfaces from the water and comes back to "bite you in the ass"; also known as a plumber's nightmare, this large amount of fecal matter will leave the donor several pounds lighter after depositing it. Must be one continous coil of feces to qualify... no floaters and must break the surface of the water like a cobra out of the basket... no regular toilet snake
Bill: Hey bro, you've been in the bathroom for hours
Pete: Ya I had to drop the kids off at the pool, but instead of kids, it was a bowl cobra... the likes of which have never been seen.... it too 3 flushes and plunger to get that turd down the hole... plus i got crap marks from the bite, so i had to take a shower.
Bill: well, light a damn match or something.
Pete: Yeah, well i did, and half a can of air freshener, but that puppy lingers.
Pete: Ya I had to drop the kids off at the pool, but instead of kids, it was a bowl cobra... the likes of which have never been seen.... it too 3 flushes and plunger to get that turd down the hole... plus i got crap marks from the bite, so i had to take a shower.
Bill: well, light a damn match or something.
Pete: Yeah, well i did, and half a can of air freshener, but that puppy lingers.
by Pete from Miami September 30, 2005
Get the bowl cobra mug.Mark: "Dude, are you coming to the bro-down tonight?"
Tom: "Bro-down? What a lame cobroquialism."
Mark: "I try so hard to please you."
Tom: "Bro-down? What a lame cobroquialism."
Mark: "I try so hard to please you."
by crimperdandikleeds September 14, 2009
Get the Cobroquialism mug.Lacking alertness or energy due to over consumption of King Cobra premium malt liquor; A coma-like state.
Matt: "How many 40's has Logan had?"
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."
Jaime: "Uh, he had 4... I think he passed out." *pointing at Logan*
Matt: "Yeah, he's completely cobratosed."
by Dr. Strangeluv McSlippyfist March 21, 2010
Get the Cobratose mug."Coarda" in romanian urban language is a word used to describe a woman who uses other men to look rich. They usualy are found near rich men or "bombardieri" and "cocalari". Also, a woman who is "coarda" does bot care if the men she is near are rich, she cares if they look rich.
P1: "Amalia is such a coarda."
P2: "Yes, I know. She is hanging out with that bombardier only to look rich, not because she likes its company."
P2: "Yes, I know. She is hanging out with that bombardier only to look rich, not because she likes its company."
by DefineRomanian November 14, 2020
Get the coarda mug.She gave me the word and I pulled out the crotch cobra.
I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.
Watch out, my crotch cobra spits
I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.
Watch out, my crotch cobra spits
by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009
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