On the couch

In therapy; undergoing talk therapy with a mental heath professional, traditionally psychoanalysis.

Ben's been on the couch since he was 13, but he still hates his father.

by natasha the sleuth March 18, 2009

Over the couch

Taking something too far, saying or doing something over the top. Usually in a negative sense.

ASU's improbable, unfortunate, and over all ridiculous loss to UNLV was waaay over the couch.

by Justin and Kent's Fusion Group January 13, 2009

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A part of the series lost

Dear, why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

by Derpyp September 19, 2016

funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Oh Me Corch!

Another way to say ‘Oh my God!” Usually said in surprise, pleasure, or anger.

Oh me corch! I do not want to give her the P Grizzy.

Oh me corch 😏 (said cheekily)

OH ME CORCH! That bitch just cut me off!

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 9, 2022

sleep on the couch

this is usually the punishment for us dudes that lives with our girlfriends or already married, if u piss off your wife, this is the least that she will do

Trevor: Man, i have to sleep on the couch for the next 2 nights..:(

Jack: Why?

Trevor: I pissed off my girlfriend

Jack: LOL!!!!!!!

by Tomahawk May 21, 2014

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016