A series of clusterfucks where each successive clusterfuck is equal in magnitude to the sum of the preceding two clusterfucks.
Therefore, if "CF" were a standard unit of clusterfuck, the history of a Fibonacci clusterfuck project would consist of 0CF, 1CF, 1CF, 2CF, 3CF, 5CF, 8CF, 13CF, ... and so on until the incompetent fucktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.
Therefore, if "CF" were a standard unit of clusterfuck, the history of a Fibonacci clusterfuck project would consist of 0CF, 1CF, 1CF, 2CF, 3CF, 5CF, 8CF, 13CF, ... and so on until the incompetent fucktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.
The fucktards on my project are so incompetent that it has turned into a 2 year long Fibonacci Clusterfuck. The project is 2 years old and we are 6 years behind schedule.
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This project is totally screwed up, nobody knows what's going on, unqualified people, stupidity abounds, it's a total clusterfuge.
This event has no organization. The directions are wrong. Nothing is were it's supposed to be. Everyone is wondering around bitching. It's a complete clusterfuge.
This event has no organization. The directions are wrong. Nothing is were it's supposed to be. Everyone is wondering around bitching. It's a complete clusterfuge.
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an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.
The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.
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Clusterfuckola USA with its huge economic problems, massive debts that cannot be paid, massive unemployement, undeclared wars costing fortunes & lives with no goal for victory, taxpayer bailouts of private companies, tax laws that destroy progress, high inflation, corrupt politicians, corrupt finance industry along with an aging population depending on entitlements, whose life savings have been cleaned out by the cluterfuckola mentioned.
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