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A Cluster Fuck

A situation or event that is screwed up on many levels. Could be external or something that happens to you. Term is derived from the military "Cluster Bomb", which helps explain the impact of a Cluster Fuck. For example, As it relates to America's global image,loss of life and treasure, just to name a few things, the Iraq War is a Cluster Fuck.
The U.S. conduct of the Iraq War is a Cluster Fuck.
by SammyPex January 1, 2009
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cluster fuck

A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.
by jesster79 February 9, 2005
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cluster fuck

a extremely confusing situation (from a comparison to a chaotic session of group sex)
Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.
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Cluster Fuck

You put a large pilsner glass in the center of a table, round table usually works best, you all "CLUSTER FUCK" which means you all put a little into the glass. Then you have people sit around the table and you try and bounce a ping pong ball into the cup. If you make it you pick someone to drink, but if you miss you pour a little into the cup and the next person shoots.
by Jamie Monks August 20, 2007
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Cluster Fuck

A situation so awful that you will end up screaming the word fuck multiple times. The term cluster fuck simply is a proper noun for said situation.
Guy 1:Hey man not only did we have to pay 50 dollars an eighth for this weed but it was really shitty and we had to drive the dude all over hell and creation.

Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck
by UnknownMan4411 January 18, 2010
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Cluster Fuck

When a group of naked people all cram into a small space, and stick whatever they have in whatever hole they can find.
Wanna come to my party tonight? I’m planning a killer cluster fuck.
by Bolverkr September 5, 2019
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cluster fuck

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.
by Heapcreed December 2, 2016
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