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Person- SHEESH WHY DO YOU FALL SO MUCH LIKE YOU'RE SO CLUMSY

Me- no im not clumsy just dumb
by emothewalter January 20, 2022
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Clumpy

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.
Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!
by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011
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clamf

An acronym for "Coworkers Looking At Me Funny"

Originates from the ClubWRX forum. Someone posts something funny; people would respond with "LOL Clamf!", or similar, to indicate that their laughter has attracted the attention of other people in their office.
I clamfed at that comment!
by Teh Grandfather April 17, 2007
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fish clump

The result of attempting to make a fishstick from a fish with bad posture.
You can't be a slouchy fish or you will be a fish clump, and they're never popular at parties. "What you got on that hors d'oeuvre tray?" "Fish clumps" "F**k, let me get a nacho."
by PopsiclesR4TheSummertime May 22, 2005
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pot clump

the morning after youve smoked about an ounce of skunk or some (heavy on the throat)resin, and you caugh loads a shit outa your lungs. the clump itself can be compared to gargling with spinal fluid and then spitting it out like mouth wash.
no way you should have seen the siz of the dirty pot clump i caughed up on my way to work.
by ste - unit May 31, 2004
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Cluffle

God working at wants is a total bunch of cluffle!

Jesus christ what a load of cluffle!
by Mikey April 20, 2004
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CLUFU

Clusterfuck for polite conversation or text messaging. see: clusterfuck
"The unemployement office was a total CLUFU this morning, Mom! It might be a while until I move out."
by CLUFU_GURU February 2, 2009
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