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frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.
(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.
by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
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clumkt

An individual that unwittingly has sexual relations with a sibling.
Can't believe Dan pulled a clumkt last week at the party. Who knew he had a half-brother from Ecuador.
by Flatulent Mascot August 16, 2021
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Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.
"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."
by BagofDicks April 18, 2013
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psychological word clump test

When a series of letters are strung together, without any spaces, to create an ambiguous statement. The patient is then asked to read the statement. How the statement is read reflects the patient's personality. Also a good party joke.
My 2 favorite psychological word clump tests are:

(1) godisnowhere

(2) seethepenisinherhand
by Dr. Sigmund Fraud June 11, 2006
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clumsy pelican

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.
I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!
by wopdonk May 7, 2008
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Clumpin

present participle of clump (Verb)

The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping
"Dude, did you hear Justin got fired from the gym for clumpin?"
by Fleece Tyberious Pune Hound February 8, 2013
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Bwead clumb

Chase: Bwead clumb?
Mario and Sam: Bwead clumb.
by Mario and Sam July 24, 2019
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