Clubbing

When you beat a homeless person to death with a blunt object

Phil:I went clubbing last night
Craig: fucking hell phil I told you not to do that

by boris k4l4shnikov January 22, 2020

clubbing

1. the act of going to a club or series of clubs in a single night, usually with friends
2. the act of brutally destroying people who are less skilled or experienced than you in a competitive setting, particularly in video games; comes from the act of clubbing seals while hunting

1. "Yeah, me and the boys went clubbing last night, but the scene was pretty wack."
2. "I clubbed some people yesterday in Counter Strike. They had no idea what they were doing, it was hilarious."

by speg379 October 7, 2020

Clubbing

go out to nightclubs.

"she enjoys going clubbing in Orlando"

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Clubbing the chimp

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

by Jack Goff September 23, 2006

Clubbing Legend

One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.

Competencies includes, but is not limited to,

Grinding

Bumping

Drinking

Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.

Negotiating drugs/pussy

Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"

Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"

by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010

clubbing dodos

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.

Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.

by Sick Ticket May 7, 2017

Clubbing your clam

When a member of the "fairer" sex is to vigorously stimulate their nether regions...

"Babe, you might oughta slow down clubbing your clam, bitch there's smoke coming off that damn thang!"

by Um aranha do barriga March 14, 2013