Cape Coloureds

A small race of people with mixed skin colour, referred to as coloureds in South Africa. NB: This is a non-racist term.

Cape coloureds are found in Cape Town especially and are wonderfully vibrant, strong people. A typical Cape coloured speaks fluent 'Kombuis'(kitchen) Afrikaans; this is the informal more English version on Afrikaans.

They have notible accents, never ever get on their bad side. If you ever meet a bitchy coloured girl or a sleazy coloured guy, you'll know why. They are the toughest race on the planet and can 'wys' you just like that.

An English accent: I like to got to Paris but I think it's just a phase I'll grow out of.

A typical Cape Coloured accent: I lyke to goh to Parr-ACE but I think is jus a f-ACE I'll groh out of.

by Marie February 11, 2005

cloregasmic

A term used to describe a phenomenal college party situation or occurrence. It is usually used to describe an extreme time or times when a party reached its peak or climax. This usually refers to the peak level of fun rather than the peak number of people.

It wasn't their best party of the year but it was absolutely cloregasmic when all of us ran outside to watch Tim ride the wheelchair off of the roof!

by William Hall September 23, 2005

Clouded

The act of turning shards into clouds, or smoking crystal.

That hood rat clouded my whole sack. At least she blew me and did the dishes.

by MaXPuFZ December 24, 2016

cooter-clouded judgement

(noun) When females let their horny-ness get the better of their judgement.

After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.

She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.

by paddle me October 15, 2009

closure

when you rid yo self of problems.

I've finally found closure!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Closure

getting rid of that bitch who thinks she doesn’t need you but is still bothering to let everyone know that she is swagger
just get over it and get your fucking closure

ria “i’m gonna get my fucking closure”

by riatheswaggest August 3, 2021

Closure Clap

The act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up sex with a sperm filled hand. This results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties assured that no further communication is necessary.

"I heard John and Mindy are done for good!"
"Yeah, he gave her the closure clap"

by mezzos December 5, 2011