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2 minutes in the closet

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

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Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won
by Owner of a local car November 7, 2022
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Peeking in the closet

When a straight person tests out being gay to see what its like.
I caught Jill peeking in the closet with Katie at the kegger last night!
by InventiveAt8AM July 18, 2009
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skeleton in the closet

past experiences or actions in one's past that one is not proud of.
employer: sorry, sir but you can't get get the job you are applying for.

applicant: why?

employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.

applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.

employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma October 18, 2013
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in the closet alcoholic

a big alcoholic, but dosent talk about drinking. when givin the chance will drink everybody out
hahaha me.... BITCH, get me a chicken samwitch and some wallfle frys..... FO' FREE!!! ^^^^^^in the closet alcoholic
by thatguyspenis March 13, 2010
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Trapped in the Closet

1. When an LGBT person is prevented from coming out, largely due to pressures from family, religion, or any other outside source that may look down on anything other than heterosexuality.

2. A 33-chapter hip hopera by R. Kelly about an infidelity that quickly spirals out of control

3. Perhaps South Park's most controversial episode, which sees Scientologists praising Stan as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard (the title is a parody of R. Kelly's above mentioned hip hopera). While acclaimed by fans and critics (even being nominated for an Emmy), the episode remains controversial in the eyes of scientologists and is believed to have caused Isaac Hayes to leave the show.
1. I remember being trapped in the closet. It ain't easy being gay in a rural bible belt town.

2. My dad told me of a one night stand that almost turned into Trapped in the Closet

3. Trapped in the Closet is my favorite South Park episode
by gaaraoftheDamned February 18, 2014
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In Your Closet

When a generally heterosexual person could be gay for another specific person. Can also be used to indicate extreme platonic love between two men or women
I think I love you man, I am so in your closet.

Wow, George Clooney is really attractive, I think I could be in his closet.
by GRevolution February 7, 2010
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in the closet nerd

a person who dose not project nerdy qualities but still has them. the person is commonly an athlete most of the time they come out about there inner nerd when they are in college to there close friends and team mates.
college sports fan: hey great game! 3 tri's way to go!
college rugby player: thanks a lot!
later that day:
college rugby player: hey before we go get the kegs and shit for the party i want to watch return of the Jedi.
other college rugby player: alright bro, yo when are you going to come out about you inner nerd.
college rugby player: I don't know man its hard to be an in the closet nerd. i just don't know.
by Rocheman4280 August 27, 2013
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