clorpenshopin

Look up 'fetus punting'. Clorpenshopin is old day language for this new craze.

Jimmy - "Who wants to clorpenshopin?!?!?!"
Jane - "Oh me! We can use my kid! I didn't want it anyways!"

by THeLeGIOn August 28, 2009

frothy clopper

The state of extreme arousal of the female genitalia. usually after a monumental finger blast, but pre coitus thrashing

"She was that horny, her "frothy clopper" was throbbing like a thumb hit with a mallet also "frothing at the clopper"

by Monster1340 November 20, 2013

Gettin' Clopped

The act of pouring hot sauce in one's eyes in an attempt to obtain the powers of cyclops from X-men

They were gettin' clopped behind the bleachers at school yesterday. Do you think the X-Men will take them?

by Hotyeet November 10, 2019

clopen

To work shifts where you do a closing shift and then the next day an opening shift.

Person 1: What's your work schedule this weekend?

Person 2: I have a clopen. I work closing shift on saturday (2:30pm-11pm) and then open on sunday (7am-3:30pm).

by fullofjoy20 May 9, 2009

Clopen

When working in the bar industry you have to close in the evening and re open in the morning.

You get out of work after a night shift, leaving the bar at 3- 4am in the morning, having to be back at the bar again the next day to open. Good old clopen.

by jenn_bella June 23, 2010

Clopen

The term for closing and then opening in a retail job.

Man I can believe I have to clopen twice this week.

by Kirkbridian January 12, 2009

Clopper Globber

The action in which two or more people of the same or opposite sex collect the bodily fluid remnants after engaging in intercourse. Then they proceed to freeze said bodily fluids into a popsicle, so they can then share the popsicle equally amongst eachother Whilst watching "Spiderman: Into The Multiverse".

Person 1: "Me and the boys are about to hit up a Clopper Globber tonight, you in?"
Person 2: "Nah, not tonight I already have arrangements for a rainbowkiss with my cousin. Maybe I'll attend the function next time."

by August0405 November 21, 2020