Clotted Clam

A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.

I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Clotted cream

Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it

I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning

by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022

Harry Clotter

When you intentionally bust that goo in her head and give her a noogie.

bro she was so rude last night at the party so I gave her a Harry clotter in the back seat.

by hornyorphan September 11, 2018

Clotted

it means you’re dumb/stupid.

“Omds Sarah is so clotted!”
“What does that mean?”
“It means she’s stupid.”

by theangryeagle March 15, 2020

Clotted Cream Cookie

a bitch from cookie run kingdom cookie oddesy and is sketchy as fuck.

Dark Cacao Cookie: "Shut Your Poisonous Mouth…THIS…INSTANT!"
Financier Cookie: "Stop!"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "OUT OF MY WAY!"
Clotted Cream Cookie: "Another Proof To My Point. I See You Are No Different From Dark Enchantress Cookie, Unwilling To Part With Your Precious Power."
Dark Cacao Cookie: "RAAAAAAH!"

by emperorbelos May 11, 2022

colettesque

to be like colette; lazy, random.
Often times it is used to describe things that are smelly.

"That statue of a lazy girl sitting at her laptop is so colettesque."

by kikuye369 April 12, 2005

Clotted

To be in a state of extreme highness after smoking a lot of marijuana; to be dumb ass high.

After I took some bong hits last night, I became very clotted.

by Steinmasta October 8, 2008