A holiday for people with crackwhores for mothers or other close relatives. Crack becomes the religion of the mother, and thus they don't have any holiday traditions, such as Christmas or Hanukkah.
Celebrated on December 3rd, Crackwhore day is traditionally celebrated with the giving and receiving of various jigsaw puzzles.
Though it began as a celebration for relatives of crackwhores, any are welcome to celebrate this versatile holiday.
Celebrated on December 3rd, Crackwhore day is traditionally celebrated with the giving and receiving of various jigsaw puzzles.
Though it began as a celebration for relatives of crackwhores, any are welcome to celebrate this versatile holiday.
by Jessie Hurd December 15, 2008
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Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.
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The name given to a female member of society that in return for sexual favors will recieve crack cocaine. This bitch may seem timid at first, but is quite the slut once you've mentioned the crack cocaine.
Guy 1- My mom is such a bitch, she didn't even pack me the right lunchables. GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE HER!!! That crackwhore bitch.
Guy 2- heller m8 , wuts a creck wore?
Guy 1- my mom
Guy 2- heller m8 , wuts a creck wore?
Guy 1- my mom
by LindaTheCrackWhore April 18, 2015
Get the crackwhore mug.A woman with a tattoo on the small of her back, aka tramp stamp, signifying she is of a higher sexual experience, and also most likely under the use of drugs do to the hideousness of her face, and/or her body. Usually of a lower intelligence, and sometimes borderline retarded.
I was totally about to mack on some girl, when i saw the tattoo on the small of her back, and realized she was a major ass crackwhore.
by Casey Llewoh November 30, 2007
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by unknown August 31, 2003
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One who excels in being a crackhead whore, sometimes whoring oneself for said crack and being everyones favorite of them at the same time. I say shirts with the phrase "EVERYONES FAVORITE CRACKWHORE" must be worn by them at all times, make it mandatory.
One who excels in being a crackhead whore, sometimes whoring oneself for said crack and being everyones favorite of them at the same time. I say shirts with the phrase "EVERYONES FAVORITE CRACKWHORE" must be worn by them at all times, make it mandatory.
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