Clocked

Predominantly used in London.
To 'clock' is: to realise, to catch on, to notice.

1.) Shit! he clocked that i stole his phone.
2.) She clocked that something was wrong.

by martelldesu March 19, 2015

Cluckery

Verb: To obsess about the menial in a constant,excessively verbal fashion. (Much like a stupid chicken that can't stfu)

Them: Do you think it's raining outside? I mean ohmygosh what if it's overcast and the weather doesn't accent my pink lip gloss?

You: Please! Quit the cluckery already!

IE: Jane Austen Literature contains excess cluckery.

by Netah March 23, 2008

Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

Clacker Valve

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

clicker-by

n. 1. A person who clicks by web pages, especially casually or by chance.
2. Web surfer of sorts.

1. The information in my blog will most certainly add a wrinkle to some fortuitous clicker-by's brain.
2. The enormous boobs on that hot chick abruptly caught the attention of the innocent clicker-by.
3. The hacker created a web page where a careless clicker-by may unknowingly download a virus.

by The Shizphactory February 29, 2008

Clickerjack

A meaningless insult that can be used to go off your head at someone while leaving them confused.

Guy 1: Fuck off you fucking clickerjack!
Guy 2: What the fucks a clickerjack?

Guy 1: YOU FUCKING CLICKERJACK!!!
Guy 2: What the fuck is a clickerjack...

by FlipStar April 20, 2015

The Cocker

Two in the sack. One in the back.

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!

by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011