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Cock Management

The act of knowing when and how to bring a partner's climax to fruition in the critical last seconds beforehand.
After Richard perfected his Cock Management skills, the O's flowed like rain across a parched desert.
by Donotatme March 5, 2020
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cock mangler

1. One who has an abundance of calices on their hands and leaves behind more friction burns than man spakle residue.
2. A "first-timer" on a blowjob: three words: too much teeth, hence the mangling of the cock.
The main character in "The Old Man and the Sea" is a cock mangler, much like Ryan Barnes.
by Robby J July 2, 2003
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cock lock maneuver

When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.
Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.

Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....

Guy#1: Why?

Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...

Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....
by J Man123 November 6, 2013
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Cock in many pies

A male who is sexually interested or active with many a girls. Similar to a man-slut.
Person 1: Hey did you hear? Jake got with 10 girls over summer!

Person 2: He's sure got his cock in many pies!
by gjaa October 18, 2011
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Clockman

A piece of missing media you consumed when you were very young, was extremely memorable and has left a lasting impression on you, but you cannot find it now no matter how much googling and asking people you do. You've tried for literally years and years, if not decades, to find this media, but you've not been able to find it at all.

The name of this phenomenon is inspired from one of the most high-profile searches for lost media throughout many years in the 2010s, when a man on a forum posted that for 28 years, he'd been looking for a short film, the "Clockman", he'd seen when he was 4 that he found to be extremely scary but had never been able to find or see again since. The search for the Clockman film gained traction and soon had hundreds, if not thousands, searching for it. After many years of searching and hundreds of dead leads, the film was finally found in late 2017.
"This story of two kids going really far underground I read when I was 5... I've never forgotten it, I've been looking for it for 20 years, I've never found it. It's my Clockman.
by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021
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Cululla Clockman

Cululla Clockman is a famous basketball player from the lands of HERE. Cululla likes pickles.
Like Yan Bu, Cululla is not her real name. The name "Cululla Clockman" comes from my mother's pronunciation of Maculay Culkin.
On December 21 2004, Cululla Clockman dropped a pickle on the floor in the bathroom.
by Richard. January 16, 2005
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dead mans click

where the trigger of a gun is pulled but there is no ammunition in the chamber to be fired.
jimmy aimed at the clay , pulled the trigger and got dead mans click GODAMN-he shouted
by Wh1ttaker January 21, 2009
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