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clocaine

cocaine shibu but clocaine.
thats it.
she is clocaine
by waawaaweewee January 11, 2022
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cloacialtistic intellectualism

The misuse of intilect to sound smarter than you are
Cloacialtistic intellectualism
The misuse of intilect to sound smarter than you are
"I have a extenuary library of books on human behavioralism in my den"
by Kypke 1 September 9, 2022
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Cloeca

The universal orifice of a bird. A bird can pass piss, shit, or eggs though the same universal orifice.
A person who talks so much is said to eventually sound like they are spewing shit, piss, and eggs through the same universal orifice...thier mouth. Shut your cloeca. Your cloeca has a malfunctioning fart/shit separator. Your cloeca is running in overdrive.
by Euro Fargo February 7, 2008
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Cloacal Kiss

A sex move where two partners enter a "scissor" position and press their assholes together and one or both of them fart directly into the other's asshole.
"Your mom turned me on so much last night that I gave her a cloacal kiss."
by Regas Kogena December 13, 2022
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cloacracy

N. (cloaca + bureaucracy)
1. An administrative system in which the need or inclination to follow rigid, complex, and seemingly pointless procedures impedes effective action
2. Anything bureaucratic in nature that involves more than one piece of paper, office, handshake, or signature
3. A process whereby metaphorical pieces of shit in the form of paperwork are perpetually funneled through networks of inefficient and interwoven channels
Can also be used as an adjective: see cloacratic
Clerk: "Did you file your A.Z. forty backslash double-o seven seven two?"
Hapless chump: "No."
Clerk: "Well then you'll have to file an FK fifty-four twenty in order to process a request to file your AZ forty backslash double-o seven seven two."
Chump (impressed and crestfallen): "I had no idea there was so much cloacracy involved."
by Negatron June 27, 2006
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cloacka

the outer lips of a vagina
kiss my hot cloacka
by Anonymous November 4, 2002
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cloacacream

a drink from jamba juice or substitute for any word
BOB:dude lets go get some cloacacream.
JOE: your such a cloacacream
by milk69 February 9, 2008
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