iclitorate

When a guy doesnt know where the clit is.

My mate fucked that babe the other night, she told me this morning that he had no idea. She said "He's iclitorate."

by Kurt G April 10, 2008

Cliterbate

(Verb) - An action performed by a female, due to the lack of male genitals, to stimulate the sexual response of ones body. This action can be performed by one's self or with the help of hand-held devices.

Sally, lacking male companionship on her day off, stays at home and cliterbates to Mr. Rodgers and SNL (What a weird bitch, right?)

by Tarkster April 19, 2009

cliterature

nother word for vagina monologues or any women's literary movement.

Laura T: you going to the cliterature performance art show tonight?
Claire Y: damn straight! gonna twiddle my cooch there.

by mertt & jerden January 13, 2009

cliterate

Versed in the art of pleasing a woman through her clitoris to orgasm. Having knowledge or competence.

First usage in novel "The BrotherHood"

Author John Iovine pub. 2013

Alternative spelling:
clitorate

He's cliterate.

by scifiguy10312 February 1, 2013

clitoritch

The condition of a womans Vagina when it is unwashed or has an STD. (From the words Clitoris and Itch)

"Sue slept with that dude from the bar, He Didn't wrap it an now shes got Clitoritch."

"Man, I really need to grab a shower, I'm starting to get Clitoritch."

"That chick i hooked up with was a burner, She must had Clitoritch cuz now i got the Itchy Dick"

by Ramirez_inc May 7, 2007

clitoral wood

1) the physical hardening of a female's clitoris due to sexual arousal.

2) a pejorative term to denote the potential of arousal caused by an attraction of the sexual kind

"As much as I was trying to cover up my excitement I was sure that he could sense I had clitoral wood"

"Seth Rogan is one sexy fox. He gives me clitoral wood."

by lambies March 30, 2009

clitoral lullaby

An action where a woman masturbates before bed in hopes of helping herself fall asleep more easily.

Yeah last night I couldn't fall sleep for hours, so I soothed myself to sleep with a clitoral lullaby.

by YourOwnPersonalCheezus November 20, 2017